Quotes by Fox News’ Megyn Kelly, Essentially

Here are some other fun quotes by Megyn Kelly, essentially:

• Megyn Kelly on the electric chair…
  “It’s a massage chair, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on mustard gas…
  “It’s a hot dog condiment, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on rape…
  “It’s surprise sex, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on nuclear weapons…
  “It’s a microwave dinner, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on stun guns and tasers…
  “It’s static cling, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on rubber bullets…
  “It’s a pencil eraser, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on Guantanamo Bay…
  “It’s a Caribbean vacation, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on waterboarding…
  “It’s a water park ride, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on fire hoses…
  “It’s a sports beverage, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on computer duster…
  “It’s like walking on sunshine, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on homelessness…
  “It’s a rough sleeping adventure, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on Jerry Sandusky…
  “It’s mentorship, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on zip-tie handcuffs…
  “It’s a Live Strong bracelet, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on stress positions…
  “It’s like yoga, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on genital mutilation…
  “It’s a Brazilian wax, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on Auschwitz…
  “It was a three-star hotel, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on chloroform…
  “It’s Tylenol PM, essentially.”
• Megyn Kelly on Fox News…
  “Fox News is a parody of Fox News, essentially.”

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